"Mommy I don't feel well." (Milo in his crib at 4 a.m.)
Worst thing I heard from a complete stranger:
"Is this your child?" (In our front room from a lady who found milo wandering on his own on the sidewalk in front of our house.)
Dumbest thing I did:
Rubbed self tanner all over my face. (Clay called me Snooki all weekend.)
Most embarrassing thing I heard from a stranger:
"You must be really hungry." (From a lady at a dinner party who was trying to talk to me as I stuffed bread and cheese in my mouth.)
Cutest photo from the weekend:
