Here is how to stink up a car, by Goldie Martin age 21 months
1. After your mom buys you a warm milk at Starbucks take a few sips and toss it at your brother's toes being sure to soak the floor and seats.
2. Eat red Jello in your carseat. It doesn't really stink but gives everything a nice rosy hue. A big shout out to Nana for this good idea!
3. Have a cinnamon Molly Moon's ice cream cone, eat it slowly and cry when your dad tries to take it away 'cause it is time to go so he lets you have it in the car. Then, when you get to your final destination and Dada asks if you finished your cone nod yes and let your Mama find it melted next to your carseat in the morning.
4. Watch your mom walk through dog doo doo and get it all over her jeans, shoes and socks. Then, when she thinks you have a poopy diaper and blames you for stinkin' up the car, laugh really hard and mutter "idiot" under your breath.
I, Goldie Martin, accomplished all this in a 24 hour period. Am I good, or what?
Cheers.
1 comment:
you need to write a book!
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