A day in the life of a troublemaker

First things first, I like to wear my swim suit. It looks best with tights and boots. (See above)

I like to drink water out of the water table outside but only if I've seasoned it with wood chips, dead bugs and dirt.

I like to pick poisonous berries from the front yard and taunt mommy and daddy repeatedly by threatening to eat them.

I like to pull Georgie's hair with absolutely no provocation.

I like to scream and cry when my mommy tries to brush my naturally curly hair and bite the brush as revenge until my tongue bleeds.

Love,
Goldie, age 2