What we've learned thus far on our trip to Hawaii

Sunscreen and diaper rash cream are not interchangeable.

A full-sized bed isn't big enough for one grown up and two toddlers.

Goldie doesn't seem to mind falling out of bed. (Two falls and not one tear.)

Goldie is going to be a hula dancer when she's big.

George has temporarily shelved his plans of being a police officer in favor of becoming a fire dancer.

Traveling with three kids is not so impressive (we realized after meeting a couple today traveling with seven kids under 12).

Clay is old. He turns 46 today! When I met him he was so young...

A mini van isn't so bad once you get used to it.

Blue shaved ice makes green poops.

A gecko can ride on the hood of a Kia minivan for miles -- even on the freeway!

Hotels are excellent for potty training. Better their floor than mine.

Goldie wants long, straight black hair. Sorry, Goldie.