We're Still Funny

I overheard George and Goldie have the following exchange tonight while brushing their teeth:

Goldie: "This is the grossest thing ever in the world."

George: "How do you know? You haven't seen everything in the world."

Goldie: "Yes I have. I've seen Hawaii. I've seen Africa. I've seen Aladdin."

And later she has the nerve to ask me:
Goldie: "Have you ever done dishes before?"

And I heard the following helpful suggestion the other day about George:
Milo: "How about we give him away to another little boy who doesn't have a brother."

I'd consider giving one or two of them away, but then I wouldn't have any quotable quotes for my blog.