When Milo was one year old my dad would always give him bubblegum. It made me angry mostly because other parents would notice and ask "Is your baby chewing gum?"
Well, honey, that's nothing. He recently rode in our friends van and apparently heard some choice parts from The Book of Mormon soundtrack.
This morning he was in the kitchen singing, "Hello, my name is butt fu*k naked."
Now parents ask me if my baby just said what they thought he said. I'm forced to sheepishly explain. "I know. We're trying our best to get him to say 'tushy' instead."
"Butt" just sounds so crude and inappropriate.
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While I thoroughly enjoyed "The Book of Mormon," I'm thinking you probably shouldn't let your kids be in the company of anyone who thinks this is an appropriate soundtrack when children are in the car.
OK Robin, time for a new post. With those three kids
you must have something to wright about. What's going on in Seattle?
Larry
I'm reading Mindy Kaling's book, and her writing and stories remind me of you. This is good.
--JvA
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