Sensitivity Training for 5 Year Olds

This morning was a rare instance when George and Goldie were being very sweet to each other. While Clay was getting Goldie dressed, George said "When I grow up, I'm going to marry Goldie."

Clay explained that that's not legal, at least not in this state.

George thought for a moment and said, "Hmmm... Then I guess she can just be my maid."

Here's the little chauvinist today with Henry the worm.